Foundlings
What are foundlings?
Foundlings are beings who have been rescued or taken in, and within the Pastalorian denomination we use the term to refer to non-human fauna and flora who have been adopted into our care. Foundlings are welcome at our gatherings (if the venue allows them), and we regard their presence as a meaningful part of our traditions.
Below are some of the wonderful foundlings of our church!
Seadog Council Foundlings
Thor
Caretaker ~ Carbonara Cleric
Lovable Labradoodle with a heart as big as his fluffy paws. Equal parts charm and chaos, Thor has mastered the art of being both a loyal companion and a full-time goofball. His favorite throne in the house? My lap, never mind that he’s 105lbs of limitless energy. Thor lives for long walks, where every scent is a story and every passing squirrel is an adventure waiting to happen. Whether he’s trotting happily by your side or pausing to investigate the world, he brings enthusiasm to every step.
Loki
Caretaker ~ Parrmesan Prophet
This is Loki! He’s 4 years old, and he likes chasing pipe cleaners, sitting in cardboard boxes, and eating gravy. He diligently informs me when it’s time to wake up or go to sleep. He’s also a master of parkour.
Bella
Caretaker ~ Carbonara Cleric
Miniature Pinscher with main-character energy and absolutely no intention of sharing the spotlight. In Bella’s world, everything revolves around her and honestly, she sees no reason it shouldn’t. Confident, glamorous, and just a little bit dramatic, Bella approaches life on her own terms. Commands? Suggestions at best. Schedules? Only if they align with her mood. She does exactly what she wants, exactly when she wants, and somehow makes it look fabulous. But behind the diva attitude is a spark that’s impossible to resist. Bella’s bold personality fills every room she enters, and her tiny stature only makes her larger-than-life presence even more impressive. She knows what she likes, she knows what she deserves, and she’s not afraid to demand it. Sassy, self-assured, and completely unforgettable, Bella isn’t just part of the household, she runs it.
Andromeda
Caretaker ~ Minestrone Bucatini
Introducing Andromeda, affectionately known as Rommie, the fierce tabby cat with a penchant for adventure and a nose that could melt even the coldest of hearts. With her striking stripes and irresistibly cute pink nose, she is not just a pretty face. Rommie is also a world-class hunter, always ready to take on the great indoors and, occasionally, the outdoors. A rescue cat, Rommie quickly established herself as the chief explorer of her domain. From the moment she stepped into her new home, she carried herself like the queen of the castle. When she is not lounging in sunbeams or napping on the coziest pillow she can find, Rommie spends her days plotting elaborate hunting expeditions around the house. Her primary targets are the nefarious dust bunnies and the villainous crickets that dare to invade her territory. Rommie’s hunting skills are nothing short of legendary. With the stealth of a ninja and the agility of an acrobat, she prowls from room to room, her tabby coat blending effortlessly into her surroundings. It is as if she possesses a sixth sense. One moment, she is stretching lazily in the living room. The next, she is pouncing on an unwary sock that has accidentally drifted onto the floor. For Rommie, every day holds a new opportunity for adventure. When it comes to her cute pink nose, Rommie knows that it is one of her greatest tools for charm. She uses it expertly, relying on innocent expressions to persuade her human to do her bidding, whether that means an impromptu belly rub or an extra helping of treats. Her adorable antics often leave her owner laughing, especially when she performs her signature move, the “sudden flop.” This dramatic maneuver usually involves throwing herself onto her back and proudly presenting her pink nose for maximum effect.
Porter
Caretaker ~ Carbonara Cleric
Labrador with the wisdom of a monk and the energy of a retired mall cop, laid‑back until the moment he decides the world needs defending. He drifts through life at his own chill pace, radiating “I’ve seen things” energy, always choosing the comfiest spot and the closest human. But don’t let the calm fool you. Porter is not quiet. Not even close. If an ant so much as thinks about crossing the road, he will file a full‑volume noise complaint on behalf of the neighborhood. A leaf twitches? Bark. A shadow moves? Bark. Someone sneezes three houses away? Bark with follow‑up commentary.
Ashur
Caretaker ~ Minestrone Bucatini
Meet Ashur, a dashing tuxedo cat with an indomitable spirit and a talent for mischief. The son of a rescue cat, Ashur quickly became a local celebrity thanks to his striking black-and-white coat, which made him look like a miniature penguin dressed for a black-tie event. Thankfully, he was far friendlier than any tuxedo-wearing penguin could ever hope to be. From an early age, Ashur proved that he was anything but ordinary. He had a flair for drama and a gift for making people laugh. Whether he was stealthily stalking the vacuum cleaner or launching surprise attacks on unsuspecting furniture, Ashur turned everyday life into a comedy show for his human, Minestrone Bucatini. His antics kept the house full of laughter, and it was clear from the beginning that Ashur was destined for memorable adventures. As he grew older, Ashur faced challenges far greater than rogue vacuum cleaners. He was diagnosed with both cancer and diabetes. While many animals might have slowed down or withdrawn, Ashur met every obstacle head-on. With the determination of a tiny superhero and the stubbornness that only a cat can possess, he tackles treatments with remarkable courage. He wears his “warrior” attitude proudly and often struts around the house like a decorated general inspecting his troops. Despite everything, Ashur is known as the cat who refuses to give up. He has adapted to a carefully managed diet of measured portions and gourmet cat food, and he endures insulin shots with the attitude of someone convinced that he deserves extra treats afterward. In Ashur’s world, bravery always earns compensation. Through every difficult moment, Ashur’s family surrounds him with love, support, and enough belly rubs to satisfy even the most demanding tuxedo cat. His resilience inspires not only those closest to him but also everyone who hears his story. Ashur proves that strength is not measured by size and that humor can survive even the hardest battles. Nothing keeps this tuxedo cat down. He remains a symbol of courage, determination, and the healing power of laughter.
Rocky
Caretaker ~ Pasta Bacon
Rocky is a gneiss little pet with a heart of stone. Rocky proudly wears their sacred colander and is an exceptionally well-behaved pet. Rocky has mastered sitting, staying, and playing dead. They never bark, bite, or chew the furniture. They're low-maintenance, completely housebroken, and always there when you need a rock-solid companion. Through thick and shale, Rocky remains a loyal member of the family.
Breed: Polymict
Rocky's Favorites
Activity: Skipping
Food: Rock Candy
Game: Rock, Paper, Scissors
Video Game: Boulder Dash
TV Show: Fraggle Rock
Movie: Project Hail Mary
Music: Rock
Band: The Rolling Stones
Superhero: Korg
Area of Study: Geology
Vacation Spot: Pebble Beach
Foundlings of the Crew
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This is Willi, a Chinese cat who is now 7 years old. He likes sleeping, eating tuna, running around the apartment in the middle of the night, and lying on the balcony floor when it's sunny. He has gained a bit of weight in the past year, but he has stayed cute and cuddly.
Willi
Caretaker ~ Jolly John
Shadow
Caretaker ~ Joseph Towner
Shadow is a 10 year old black short-hair cat. She is loving and protective. She loves to run around and chase bottle caps and hair ties.
Tommy & Chloe
Caretaker ~ Eran Yuri Kolber
Tommy and Chloé are two laid-back black Greyhounds. Tommy raced under the name "Here Comes Tommy," while Chloé raced as "Dance Chloé." They retired from racing six years ago and have been with their family ever since. Although retired, Tommy and Chloé can still reach speeds of nearly 40 mph (65 kph) when racing each other for fun. However, these days they prefer a more relaxed lifestyle, spending most of their time lounging on the couch. Born in Ireland, the two were presumably raised Catholic until retirement, when they were touched by the FSM's Noodly Appendage and found their way to Pastafarianism.