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As a registered member of the Pastalorian Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster (the Pastalorian denomination of Pastafarianism) I affirm and support the principles upon which this church is built.

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I understand that the Whey, including the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts, serves as the guiding principles of the Pastalorian denomination.

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I affirm the equal dignity and worth of every soul regardless of race, nationality, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, religion, or disability.

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I recognize freedom of belief, freedom of conscience, and peaceful religious expression as sacred rights belonging to all souls.

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I oppose the religious or ideological indoctrination of children. I believe children should be allowed to grow, learn, and determine their own beliefs and identities free from religious or ideological control.

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I affirm the God-given human right to health and bodily autonomy.
I recognize every individual’s right to make personal healthcare and bodily autonomy decisions free from coercion, including abortion access, gender identity and expression, gender-affirming care, personal consumption choices, body modification, and end-of-life decisions. I reject attempts to control, shame, deny, or remove these God-given human rights from others.

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I understand that membership within the Pastalorian Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be denied or revoked for conduct fundamentally opposed to the Whey and the principles affirmed within this covenant.

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By registering, I affirm that the information I provide is truthful to the best of my knowledge, and I voluntarily agree to this covenant and the principles of the Pastalorian denomination.

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This is the Whey.