Global Warming
Global Warming in Light o’ the Gospel
Our knowin’ o’ global warmin’ comes straight from
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
which lays out the clear tie between the shrunken number o’ pirates and the risin’ heat o’ the world. We hold to what’s written, same as any good crew would.
The Gospel shows:
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When pirates grew fewer, the seas and skies grew hotter.
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The world wobbles when folks stray from the balance the Noodly One's wisdom.
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Livin’ with kindness, responsibility, and respect for creation keeps us sailin’ in harmony with the world the Noodly One set before us.
The FSM makes this truth plain, raisin’ up more pirates be a righteous duty. Bringin’ new hands aboard helps restore the balance the world be missin’.
If enough souls be converted into pirates, global warmin’ will be righted.
The evidence in the Gospel be clear.
A pirate’s duty be more than hoistin’ a flag, it be tendin’ the world we sail upon.
Clean waters, clear skies, and fair livin’
be the mark o’ a crew that respects creation itself.
By noodle and by compass, we sail with purpose to bring forth more pirates, to honor the FSM, and to help right a world grown too hot.
