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EARTH'S MOST RESILIENT RELIGION

THEY'RE STIRRING

THEIR SAUCE!

ARE YOU?

FOR THE
FETTUCCINE!

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SPIRITUALLY
AL DENTE

CERTIFIED
FRESH

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Try Pastafarianism for 30 days!
if you don't like it,
we guarantee your god will most likely take you back!

Our Noodly Network

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Global Pastafarian Family

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
 

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Austria - Kirche des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters Österreich

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British Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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​Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster of British Columbia

 

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Denmark - Kirken for Det Flyvende SpaghettiMonster i Danmark


Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Germany Registered Association - Kirche des Fliegenden Spaghettimonsters Deutschland e.V.
 

Italian Pastafarian Church - Chiesa Pastafariana Italiana

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Flying Spaghetti Monster Church Japan (SPAMON JPN)

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Netherlands)- Kerk van het Vliegend Spaghettimonster


Philippine Pastafarian Church 

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Polish Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Polski Kościół Latającego Potwora Spaghetti

 

Pastafarian Church (Spain)- Iglesia Pastafari​

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Our Partners, Affiliates, & Connections

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“the message of Pastafarianism is much more insightful than the headlines would have you believe.”
~ Filmmaker Mike Arthur, I Pastafari

Voices of Our Community

"Pastafarian principles provide meaningful insight into how one should live life.”
~ James Crowley, Newsweek
“Academics, it seems, are particularly delighted at the prospect of being touched by his noodly appendage.”
                  ~ Times Higher Education
"This is the Whey. May you be touched by His noodly appendage. The only true Whey. R'Amen!"
~ J.J. Booyens, Facebook
"Arrrgh!"
~ Michael P, Facebook
"This will let me sleep better at night"
~ @coreymitchell3900, YouTube
"Oooh! And kittens and puppies get to share in the festive fun too!"
~ Ellen E, Facebook

"I can't prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist and Unintelligent Design makes far more sense of why the world is imperfect than any other religion's creation story. Pastafarianism and its community have deep value and meaning for me. It is not satire. It is a real religion. Pastalorian Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a registered church in my home state and a force of good in a world that's on fire."
~ Kat S, Facebook

"RAmen! This is the Whey" ~ countless voices of practicing Pastafarians
"FSM sits on top of my Christmas tree."
~ proskillz, Reddit
"I know someone who was clinically dead for 10 minutes, and he told me that he actually SAW the beer volcano and stripper factory! Good enough for me."
~Stephen E, Facebook
"I noticed a sudden shortage of colanders, does that mean a sudden increase in members?"
~ Hans Q, Facebook
"I'm sailing some really rough seas in life right now. His noodley goodness provides much comfort and nourishment"
~ Melanie S, Facebook
"Best religion ever, if you want to be happy silly joy joy and have a solid foundation of not being a dick."
~ Jevon P, Facebook
"I am a Pastafarian whose life has been improved by this religion. Pastafarianism inspired me to be a more patient, forgiving, and generous person and being part of this faith community surrounds me with support and people who share my values."
~ P.L., Wiki
"If other religion's can have their guy show up on a grilled cheese sandwich, can we start pointing out how often the FSM shows up in the 3D printing communities?"
~ DIYuntilDawn, Reddit
"Sauce and Beers....god, why didn't I discover the FSM sooner"
~ Greg C, Facebook
"Sauce and beers! Finally something that makes a real difference"
~ J. Mason, Book of Faces
"Pastafarianism is quite clearly confronting order with disorder, a profound kind of religious activity that we often overlook"
~ David Chidester, religious-studies professor
"As a minister in good standing with The United Church of Bacon I stand with you. Praise the Lard, R’amen."
~ Robert B, The Book of Faces
"I love the flying Spaghetti Monster"
~ Ron Kapp2, Facebook
"When I die I want burying in a coffin made of pasta. Like a giant cannelloni."
~ Jevon P, Facebook
"I'm Pastafarian because my morals are the same as what is said in the gospel and loose cannon. What scientific evidence proves against it?"
~ O.P., Reddit
"...this is a genuine religion (which several governments, including that of New Zealand, have recognised), there’s no reason we shouldn’t take them at their word. After all, it’s no more ridiculous to believe that there’s a beer volcano in heaven than it is to believe that a wafer biscuit is the body of Christ, or that 72 virgins await every martyr in Paradise."
~ Peter Timms, The Guardian
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