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EARTH'S MOST RESILIENT RELIGION
THEY'RE STIRRING
THEIR SAUCE!
ARE YOU?
FOR THE
FETTUCCINE!
Join the
Pastalorian Church
and
save the world!
SPIRITUALLY
AL DENTE
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if you don't like it,
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